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So, who thought I was dead? [Oct. 22nd, 2008|05:05 pm]
Bad Girl
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Some of you did, admit it...

Well rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I've just been in a sexual desert for an unforgivably long time. I'd be surprised if I even remember how to do half of the skills on my former sexual resume. It's sad, really.

But enough languishing by myself in the world of masturbation and self pity, I need to get LAID!

And not just any run-of-the-mill "lay back and think of England" kind of laid. I need some sheet-ripping, dish-crashing, neighbors calling the cops, it's going to take months to patch the holes in my wall, extra makeup to hide the bruises kind of laid.

So, the search for a sex partner continues in earnest, and there's actually a non-old, non-fugly, non-crazy candidate.

-> *insert gasp of shock and disbelief*

Yes, after surfing through the teenagers who just want to get laid, the men old enough to be my grandfather (a few times over), the creepy nuts who expect INSTANTANEOUS obedience... yes, there are a lot of them, and the desperate losers who think that BDSM = lots of pussy and don't know what the hell they're doing.

No in-person meeting scheduled yet, but I'm very hopeful, as this is the first promising candidate I've seen in about 3 years. Three years... that's really pathetic.

So in the interim, during all this "getting to know you" phase, I want to hear about all of YOUR guys' sexual escapades, what I should do on our first meeting... just generally as much dirty smut as you care to pump out.

Heh heh... pump.
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[User Picture]From: gromm
2008-10-23 05:33 am (UTC)
While I'm not that interested in viciously beating you (my wife on the other hand...), I'd be more than happy to use your hair for reins while viciously sodomizing you. (just ask her or her, or maybe even her, but that was a long while ago)

And degradation? I do unto others as I would have them do unto me, I say. And that, is a very, very deep well.
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[User Picture]From: themanslut
2008-10-23 09:53 am (UTC)
For someone with such a screen name, you seem to have disproportionately high standards. That was a long word to type.
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[User Picture]From: drrtyslut
2008-10-24 10:47 pm (UTC)
Wanted someone who's not old, stupid, crazy, or dangerous is having high standards? Shit, I'd hate to see what the normal ones are then.
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From: thor1957
2009-01-25 01:50 pm (UTC)

are you still available?

Hello Ms. Slut,

Please review my profile, user pics, and journal entries, and then let me know if you're interested in some good hot, cyber fun. I enjoyed reading the first several of your journal posts, and hope you enjoy mine. I'm not heavy into dominating, or being dominated, but if you're willing to bring me along slow... I promise to follow your directions.

If I don't hear from you, no worries. Please ONLY add me if you find me attractive and/ or interesting, ok?

Thanks so much, best of luck to you,
thor
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