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The search continues [Jun. 25th, 2007|10:54 am]
Bad Girl
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So everyone asks me why I'm having so much trouble finding someone to play with. Well, here's the reason. This is an ACTUAL message I received just today from some absolute idiot.

"so i'm what your looking for and we can't meet up and go on a dat or to have some fun and what is a good first dat to you and if your in love with me what would be you fantasy with me in the bed room how was your day to day i had a good day this is me back stage if you like what you see hit me back so we can chat i would like to no more on you and what are you looking for on here can i see your backstage pics that's to bad i can go live on here to i'm all native i have a good job i love and it's good money to i'm looking to meet but i like to chat to what is your name my name is **** i'm 19 teen so you like it there i come from winnipeg but i'm in vancouver b.c and if we can meet i would love you and you will be my baby girl i will do what you want me to do so you and me are haveing fun at all times with me. Kiss kiss baby i have a cam so you can see more of me to do you to if not that's o'k and do not be shy"

I don't even know where to start with this one. Beyond the fact that the spelling and grammar is the intellectual equivalent of 4 year old retarded hamster. I'm just at a loss for an e-mail as fantastically stupid as this one.

People like this are what I refer to as an "anti-fuck". Not only are they never going to get laid, but their mere presence stops others from having sex. You could be in mid-coitus and this guy could drive by your house, and you would be forced to stop.
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[User Picture]From: neoxxx
2007-06-25 09:33 pm (UTC)
The sad thing, in my opinion, is that this guy is probably good looking and can talk up a woman in person well enough to get laid. Seen it more than once. Dumb as a box of wrenches but gets laid left and right. Someone must have showed him the "on" button on their computer and this is his equivalent of being the one monkey a roomful of monkeys typing out Shakespeare...
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[User Picture]From: neoxxx
2007-06-25 09:34 pm (UTC)
Forgot to add: Please, please, please--ask for a picture!
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[User Picture]From: drrtyslut
2007-06-25 09:40 pm (UTC)
19 years old? No thanks.
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[User Picture]From: corpseguy
2007-06-25 10:11 pm (UTC)
ever thought of becoming a lesbian?
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[User Picture]From: drrtyslut
2009-03-20 08:30 pm (UTC)
Don't want to limit my options, but I do love me the ladies!
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From: nakedgeek
2007-06-25 10:46 pm (UTC)
So what's preventing you from going on sex tour 2007 and visiting a bunch of people from lj?
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[User Picture]From: drrtyslut
2007-06-25 11:22 pm (UTC)
Money, time, the usual.
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From: nakedgeek
2007-06-25 11:37 pm (UTC)
I'm sure that you can find enough warm beds to stay in, so no need for hotels, that just leaves transportation. Get a friend and make a road trip out of it?
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[User Picture]From: drrtyslut
2007-06-25 11:58 pm (UTC)
Time. Kind of at a premium.
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From: nakedgeek
2007-06-26 12:07 am (UTC)
For some reason I thought you were a professional writer. I wrongly think that a job like that can be done from anywhere.
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[User Picture]From: wildkink
2007-06-27 05:56 am (UTC)
And the internet is flooded with that kind of low brain pap. And the pap makers. Which causes enough noise to drown out the few, the worthwhile, the ones that you want to find.
It's like hunting a handful of hay in a haystack.

But strangely, those types seem to be succeeding somewhat [perhaps it's just the sheer volume that makes it appear so] at least in hooking up and getting laid.

Hell, I can write and I likely get fewer responses from sites than this kid (points upwards).
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[User Picture]From: wildkink
2007-06-27 05:58 am (UTC)
Oh yeah... and damned good to hear from you again.
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From: cloudstrife124
2007-06-27 07:24 am (UTC)
Ow, my brain...
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[User Picture]From: slutlovingdaddy
2007-06-28 01:09 pm (UTC)
Yeah. People that can't type in complete sentences drive me up the frigging wall. It's the age of AOL, I think. That's the only reason I can think of for lazy-ass fucking typists.

Folks, you're trying to be sexy and eloquent. There's nothing eloquent about not using capitals, or punctuation, or proper grammer. Get a clue.

/rant

Sorry. I feel you. :}
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From: permanencyrock
2007-08-07 09:26 am (UTC)

Don't be too terribly upset...

I've been a livejournal lurker, or perhaps voyeur is a better word for it, for several years. Don't be brought down too much by being contacted by the semi-literate. I assure you there are plenty of literate people who are interested in you. Your journal shows a great deal of courage, and the most recent post finally compelled me to create my own account. In doing so, I simply want to let you know that though you may feel like you are drowning in a sea of grade-school poetry and retarded sexuality (thank you, Spinal Tap), there are a good number of like-minded, intelligent people out there who would love nothing more than to meet someone like you. Keep your chin up and your eyes open, the world is waiting for you.
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[User Picture]From: phat_bat
2007-11-06 08:44 pm (UTC)

I know what you mean...

I feel for you. And, sometimes I see that kind of response even from women. Well, may be not so bad! Some of them think that I am too picky. Well, I have to be. It took my wife and myself this long to open up our marriage and I am not going to squander it on someone with an IQ of a dodo!
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From: thatotherguy07
2008-06-10 03:20 pm (UTC)
OMG you're prejudiced against hamsters!
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[User Picture]From: mitsom
2008-07-21 02:40 am (UTC)
hilarious
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[User Picture]From: surrey_sucks
2008-11-07 06:24 am (UTC)
I know this is an old post, but, HA HA HA HA. I actually laughed out loud. Five year old children in kindergarten can write better than that!

This is the kind of crap that I get too :(
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