The sad thing, in my opinion, is that this guy is probably good looking and can talk up a woman in person well enough to get laid. Seen it more than once. Dumb as a box of wrenches but gets laid left and right. Someone must have showed him the "on" button on their computer and this is his equivalent of being the one monkey a roomful of monkeys typing out Shakespeare...
Forgot to add: Please, please, please--ask for a picture!
ever thought of becoming a lesbian?
Don't want to limit my options, but I do love me the ladies!
So what's preventing you from going on sex tour 2007 and visiting a bunch of people from lj?
I'm sure that you can find enough warm beds to stay in, so no need for hotels, that just leaves transportation. Get a friend and make a road trip out of it?
Time. Kind of at a premium.
For some reason I thought you were a professional writer. I wrongly think that a job like that can be done from anywhere.
And the internet is flooded with that kind of low brain pap. And the pap makers. Which causes enough noise to drown out the few, the worthwhile, the ones that you want to find.
It's like hunting a handful of hay in a haystack.
But strangely, those types seem to be succeeding somewhat [perhaps it's just the sheer volume that makes it appear so] at least in hooking up and getting laid.
Hell, I can write and I likely get fewer responses from sites than this kid (points upwards).
Oh yeah... and damned good to hear from you again.
Yeah. People that can't type in complete sentences drive me up the frigging wall. It's the age of AOL, I think. That's the only reason I can think of for lazy-ass fucking typists.
Folks, you're trying to be sexy and eloquent. There's nothing eloquent about not using capitals, or punctuation, or proper grammer. Get a clue.
Sorry. I feel you. :}
I've been a livejournal lurker, or perhaps voyeur is a better word for it, for several years. Don't be brought down too much by being contacted by the semi-literate. I assure you there are plenty of literate people who are interested in you. Your journal shows a great deal of courage, and the most recent post finally compelled me to create my own account. In doing so, I simply want to let you know that though you may feel like you are drowning in a sea of grade-school poetry and retarded sexuality (thank you, Spinal Tap), there are a good number of like-minded, intelligent people out there who would love nothing more than to meet someone like you. Keep your chin up and your eyes open, the world is waiting for you.
2007-11-06 08:44 pm (UTC)
I know what you mean...
I feel for you. And, sometimes I see that kind of response even from women. Well, may be not so bad! Some of them think that I am too picky. Well, I have to be. It took my wife and myself this long to open up our marriage and I am not going to squander it on someone with an IQ of a dodo!
OMG you're prejudiced against hamsters!
I know this is an old post, but, HA HA HA HA. I actually laughed out loud. Five year old children in kindergarten can write better than that!
This is the kind of crap that I get too :(