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Another long absence [Dec. 15th, 2008|05:46 pm]
Bad Girl
[mood |soresore]

But a week ago, I was treated to an awesome spanking thanks to the elusive kinkysmart and I even got to meet his lovely wife masterofsexnsin who both brought toy bags with them that even made me wince. Not as much debauchery took place as was planned, but was still a great time.

So my ass was covered in bruises for about a week, and I'm reminded that I need to make this kind of thing a far more regular occurrence than it has recently been. So, it has been suggested that the other half and I take a week vacation to Phoenix to get brutally sodomized by those who truly know the meaning of the words.

Oh, and there's this toy called "The finisher". It's this tiny, innocuous looking piece of rubber, not much more than 6" long. It is evil and more painful than anything I have ever seen or heard of in my life. Seriously. One hit, that's all I could take.

I'm officially a wimp. Need to build up more stamina.
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So, who thought I was dead? [Oct. 22nd, 2008|05:05 pm]
Bad Girl
[mood |hopefulhopeful]

Some of you did, admit it...

Well rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I've just been in a sexual desert for an unforgivably long time. I'd be surprised if I even remember how to do half of the skills on my former sexual resume. It's sad, really.

But enough languishing by myself in the world of masturbation and self pity, I need to get LAID!

And not just any run-of-the-mill "lay back and think of England" kind of laid. I need some sheet-ripping, dish-crashing, neighbors calling the cops, it's going to take months to patch the holes in my wall, extra makeup to hide the bruises kind of laid.

So, the search for a sex partner continues in earnest, and there's actually a non-old, non-fugly, non-crazy candidate.

-> *insert gasp of shock and disbelief*

Yes, after surfing through the teenagers who just want to get laid, the men old enough to be my grandfather (a few times over), the creepy nuts who expect INSTANTANEOUS obedience... yes, there are a lot of them, and the desperate losers who think that BDSM = lots of pussy and don't know what the hell they're doing.

No in-person meeting scheduled yet, but I'm very hopeful, as this is the first promising candidate I've seen in about 3 years. Three years... that's really pathetic.

So in the interim, during all this "getting to know you" phase, I want to hear about all of YOUR guys' sexual escapades, what I should do on our first meeting... just generally as much dirty smut as you care to pump out.

Heh heh... pump.
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How many of you thought I was dead? [May. 28th, 2008|04:47 pm]
Bad Girl
[mood |hornyhorny]

Admit it, there's probably more than a few of you.

Nevertheless, I'm not dead. I'm still without a good play partner, and have been without a really good sex experience since the last time kinkysmart came to town.

<- insert pity here

I'm still having absolutely no luck finding a nice guy to have hot, dirty, kinky sex with (does that sound messed up to anyone else?!), and am lucky I have my new plug-in vibrator, otherwise I think I would have gone crazy.

In the meantime, please feel free to comment and tell me all the dirty, filthy shit you pervs have been up to in my absence. Or tell me all the freaky shit you would do to me if we resided in the same area.
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The search continues [Jun. 25th, 2007|10:54 am]
Bad Girl
[mood |annoyedannoyed]

So everyone asks me why I'm having so much trouble finding someone to play with. Well, here's the reason. This is an ACTUAL message I received just today from some absolute idiot.

"so i'm what your looking for and we can't meet up and go on a dat or to have some fun and what is a good first dat to you and if your in love with me what would be you fantasy with me in the bed room how was your day to day i had a good day this is me back stage if you like what you see hit me back so we can chat i would like to no more on you and what are you looking for on here can i see your backstage pics that's to bad i can go live on here to i'm all native i have a good job i love and it's good money to i'm looking to meet but i like to chat to what is your name my name is **** i'm 19 teen so you like it there i come from winnipeg but i'm in vancouver b.c and if we can meet i would love you and you will be my baby girl i will do what you want me to do so you and me are haveing fun at all times with me. Kiss kiss baby i have a cam so you can see more of me to do you to if not that's o'k and do not be shy"

I don't even know where to start with this one. Beyond the fact that the spelling and grammar is the intellectual equivalent of 4 year old retarded hamster. I'm just at a loss for an e-mail as fantastically stupid as this one.

People like this are what I refer to as an "anti-fuck". Not only are they never going to get laid, but their mere presence stops others from having sex. You could be in mid-coitus and this guy could drive by your house, and you would be forced to stop.
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Yikes! [May. 25th, 2007|03:29 pm]
Bad Girl
[mood |boredbored]

Wow, it's been unforgivably long since I last posted. Suffice it to say that my sex life is lukewarm at best. Things with ML didn't work out: he wanted to get drunk out of his skull and smoke pot, and I wanted a dom who was in control of himself. Alas.

So, I'm currently accepting applications for a new part-time lover. Someone 25-40, relatively attractive, dominant, intelligent, who is looking for a buttload (literally) of kinky hot sex at regular intervals.

Requirements: D&D free, over 5'9" (yes, I'm a snob), at least moderately experienced, non-smoker, drinking must be social at best, especially when playing, and NOT a cheater. Must live in Canada on the west coast.

If you know of anyone who's interested, please send them my way.
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Music [Dec. 3rd, 2006|10:38 pm]
Bad Girl
Does anyone else here think that "Save the Last Dance for Me" should be the polyamory theme song? Or is it just me?

Lyrics:

You can dance-every dance with the guy
Who gives you the eye,let him hold you tight
You can smile-every smile for the man
Who held your hand neath the pale moon light
But don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darlin' save the last dance for me

Oh I know that the music's fine
Like sparklin' wine,go and have your fun
Laugh and sing,but while we're apart
Don't give your heart to anyone
But don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darlin' save the last dance for me

Baby don't you know I love you so
Can't you feel it when we touch
I will never never let you go
I love you oh so much

You can dance,go and carry on
Till the night is gone
And it's time to go
If he asks if you're all alone
Can he walk you home,you must tell him no
'Cause don't forget who's taking you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darling,save the last dance for me

'Cause don't forget who's taking you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darling,save the last dance for me
Save the last dance for me
Save the last dance for me.
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Entry forthcoming [Nov. 30th, 2006|09:05 pm]
Bad Girl
First, let me apologize for being so lax in my posting frequency. However, I plan to make it up to everyone by making another filthy post full of smut, including tagteaming and my first DP!

For those of you who don't know what a DP is... why are you reading this journal? In any case, you'll be pleasantly surprised.

In the meantime, everyone must go and harrass kinkysmart to finish his portion so that the complete work may be posted. Tell him I sent you ;)

For all those of you who have dropped my off your f-list for being away for so long, I understand. I am still here, and hope to post more frequently again.
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Friends list [Sep. 30th, 2006|08:27 pm]
Bad Girl
[mood |lethargiclethargic]

OK, a lot of people are asking me if they can friend me, so this post bears re-iterating.

Yes, you can friend me, whoever you are, it doesn't bother me.

This is a journal where I talk about my sexuality. My f-list comprises mostly people whose journals also talk exclusively about sex. If your journal is blank, or is not sex-related, I probably won't add you. Also, if your journal is blank, same thing.

You're not missing out on anything, there are no locked posts. Whatever is posted here is posted publicly.
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New icon [Sep. 25th, 2006|06:05 pm]
Bad Girl
[mood |sillysilly]

How does everyone like the sexy new icon-age?
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Vegas, Part 2 [Sep. 25th, 2006|01:15 am]
Bad Girl
[Tags|]
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]

Original Here: http://kinkysmart.livejournal.com/296502.html
And for those of you who missed part 1, it's here: http://drrtyslut.livejournal.com/53569.html
Since this is my first foray into real life porn, I would love to hear your comments on it... it seems like I get more comments from fiction than fact, which makes me more hesitant to post the true stuff, so by all means prove me wrong here.

T: Needless to say, this is long and far from work safe. Herein, we finish the adventure, and get down to the Dirtiest Thing I Have Ever Done (her too). We both hope that you enjoy this little bit of true-life porn.

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