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*Sigh* [May. 4th, 2009|04:54 pm]
Bad Girl
So it looks like the search for a new play partner is not going well. There was a prospect virtually lined up who just dropped off the face of the earth for a month.

WTF?

It seems like the only guys interested in regular, kinky, dirty-ass sex (pun intended) are either flaky, retarded, drug addicted, ugly, obese, or old enough to be my grandfather, or any combination.

I even got desperate enough to put an ad on craigslist, which I don't recommend, looking for a play partner. I was very explicit about what I wanted, and what I was prepared to offer, and I got probably a hundred responses, some that even started "on your knees now bitch." No, really. Probably about 10 at least. I can count on one hand the number that were so much as spelled correctly, and I think two of those who even bothered to read the e-mail.

*histrionic sigh*

So, I need advice. Where can I find a non-ugly, non-crazy, somewhat experienced guy to dominate the hell out of me on a regular basis, who will not flake out, doesn't use drugs, and isn't a senior citizen? In exchange I will offer frequent, freaky sex, anal, deep-throating, and the ability to use just about any implement of evil on my ass on a somewhat regular basis.

(first person to say AFF, craigslist, or lavalife gets banned!)
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[User Picture]From: gromm
2009-05-07 11:21 pm (UTC)
That's okay, the way it works for us guys is: kinky, skinny, sane. Choose any two. I can actually personally recommend a couple of good but they're pretty flaky for various reasons (kids and job for one, and bipolar for the other).

At any rate, I highly recommend going to the munches around here (I think there's three, each happening at least once a month, usually twice). Plus there's the Rascals and MVK play parties. MVK is still being hosted by a friend of mine, AFaIK.
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