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*Sigh* [May. 4th, 2009|04:54 pm]
Bad Girl
So it looks like the search for a new play partner is not going well. There was a prospect virtually lined up who just dropped off the face of the earth for a month.


It seems like the only guys interested in regular, kinky, dirty-ass sex (pun intended) are either flaky, retarded, drug addicted, ugly, obese, or old enough to be my grandfather, or any combination.

I even got desperate enough to put an ad on craigslist, which I don't recommend, looking for a play partner. I was very explicit about what I wanted, and what I was prepared to offer, and I got probably a hundred responses, some that even started "on your knees now bitch." No, really. Probably about 10 at least. I can count on one hand the number that were so much as spelled correctly, and I think two of those who even bothered to read the e-mail.

*histrionic sigh*

So, I need advice. Where can I find a non-ugly, non-crazy, somewhat experienced guy to dominate the hell out of me on a regular basis, who will not flake out, doesn't use drugs, and isn't a senior citizen? In exchange I will offer frequent, freaky sex, anal, deep-throating, and the ability to use just about any implement of evil on my ass on a somewhat regular basis.

(first person to say AFF, craigslist, or lavalife gets banned!)

[User Picture]From: msmarlamae
2009-05-05 02:43 am (UTC)
I have an idea.

Switch to evil girls, who pack a big cock.
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From: nakedgeek
2009-05-05 06:40 am (UTC)
Your icon reminds me of an episode of Californication where someone has a statue of himself wearing a kilt, and his dick hangs down longer. I briefly tried to find a picture, but couldn't so I made my own.
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[User Picture]From: msmarlamae
2009-05-05 01:04 pm (UTC)
hehe, a friend of mine made/found that for me. I'm notorious for wearing short tight skirts, or short flouncy petticoats when I'm packing.

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