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*Sigh* [May. 4th, 2009|04:54 pm]
Bad Girl
So it looks like the search for a new play partner is not going well. There was a prospect virtually lined up who just dropped off the face of the earth for a month.

WTF?

It seems like the only guys interested in regular, kinky, dirty-ass sex (pun intended) are either flaky, retarded, drug addicted, ugly, obese, or old enough to be my grandfather, or any combination.

I even got desperate enough to put an ad on craigslist, which I don't recommend, looking for a play partner. I was very explicit about what I wanted, and what I was prepared to offer, and I got probably a hundred responses, some that even started "on your knees now bitch." No, really. Probably about 10 at least. I can count on one hand the number that were so much as spelled correctly, and I think two of those who even bothered to read the e-mail.

*histrionic sigh*

So, I need advice. Where can I find a non-ugly, non-crazy, somewhat experienced guy to dominate the hell out of me on a regular basis, who will not flake out, doesn't use drugs, and isn't a senior citizen? In exchange I will offer frequent, freaky sex, anal, deep-throating, and the ability to use just about any implement of evil on my ass on a somewhat regular basis.

(first person to say AFF, craigslist, or lavalife gets banned!)
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[User Picture]From: pena_tr8tor
2009-05-05 02:13 am (UTC)

RIGHT HERE...

...You can find that guy right here. 5' 10", 185 lbs, fit (military), no drugs or diseases, nor senior citizen, but matured and experienced.

I've tried other websites to, including craigslist, but all I get in return is a redirect to enter (register) to another web site (for free) they say, but then it turns out there is a fee to see their pics and chat with them. I certainly hope you are not in that category.

Let's see how serious you are. By the way, you mention several key words that captured my attention, but you don't specify whether spit or swallow.
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[User Picture]From: drrtyslut
2009-05-05 08:38 pm (UTC)

Re: RIGHT HERE...

Where do you live?
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