| Another trip |
[Nov. 10th, 2009|04:45 pm] |
So, in the interests of getting laid again, I decided to go out the Swingers Club for Halloween. And lemme just say that Halloween costumes get much, much more interesting amongst the sexier, kinkier crowd.
As for me, although there are a million sexy/slutty costumes out, I wanted to avoid all the cliches (sexy nurse, kitten, cop, pirate) and go for something a little more interesting, but still sexy as hell.
My choice? Snow White (that is not me in the pic). Why? Because in addition to the costume itself being sexy, there's this whole cute, wholesome, forbidden aspect to this kind of thing. It has the same kind of forbidden allure as the schoolgirl outfit, but even more so, in my opinion. I went all out with the "cute" additions too - red bow in the hair, red panties with the ruffles, white stockings with bows, cute makeup, the works! It was ridiculously cute in exactly the kind of "I must fuck you right now" way I was hoping for.
So I ran into HFD and his girlfriend in the locker room, and started getting felt up right away - the sign of a good evening to come! I got a lot of compliments on the costume, had a couple drinks, and settled down at the table with HFD, his girlfriend, and a few others. Girlfriend was dressed as a cop, and I was asking her about her outfit, and she even brought real handcuffs. I offered to show her how to cuff someone properly, so she cuffed my hands behind my back and left me there, for about 10 minutes while I pouted. I enjoyed it, but the pouting and pleading is too cute to resist. Also, I give good puppy eyes.
So I was eventually uncuffed, and did some shameless flirting with a bunch of other people at the club, offered my ass for a few spankings (side note, they need to run a class to show people how to use a flogger properly - wraparounds are not fun!), and just had a good time.
After a little while, girlfriend takes my hand and says that HFD would like to destroy my ass now, and led me upstairs. He throws me against the wall, and starts stripping off my clothing, and tells me not to move. The room was lit in blacklight, so that was fun. He ties up my hands and tells me to stay still. He leaves me for a bit, and I can hear him doing something with his GF, but can't see anything.
Eventually he comes back and asks if I like girls. After an enthusiastic "Yes!", he grabs me by the neck, and brings me over to GF who is also bound and topless. He tells me to suck on her nipples while he's busy sticking his cock in her mouth.
Hot. Hot. Hot.
After a while, he pulls my head up and holds his cock a few inches from my face while I try to put it in my mouth. Fuck, I HATE when they do that! He kept holding my head back so I couldn't get to it, and then asked his GF if I should get it. She said yes, and he put his cock in my mouth. I sucked it like it was going out of style, and took him all the way down. He held my head there for a while, and I have to admit that I gagged a bit. I'm terribly out of practice and was embarrassed by it, but after a quick break and a glass of water, I was back to business.
I don't remember all the details - I was whipped, GF was whipped, and then HFD started fucking GF while I watched (HOT!). He was fucking her HARD, and asked me to choke her while he was doing it. Not knowing her or her limits, I didn't go too hard; enough for a good squeeze, but not enough to really cut off air or blood, and she came hard. It was so hot to watch that I nearly came myself. One she came down, he put me in doggie style and fucked me hard. Within a minute I asked if I could cum and he said yes. I think the orgasm lasted a couple minutes, and I wouldn't be surprised if the whole club could hear me. Phenomenal!
After getting dressed again, there was more partying, dancing, flirting, spanking (must be the ruffled panties, but everyone wanted a spank!) and carrying on. At one point, HFD mentioned that he was looking for an ongoing casual play partner and I asked if I was interested. I said I definitely would be, and hopefully we will arrange a play date sometime soon.
So yes, great time, going again, lots of fun, etc.. Nice to be back in the game. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2009|12:43 pm] |
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1. HFD is not French, but that's ok, and I'll keep the acronym
2. I will likely be seeing him this weekend. Stay tuned.... |
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| Enough |
[May. 13th, 2009|04:01 pm] |
Having re-read most of my recent posts, they're all bitching about my lack of sex partner, so enough of that. I want to start writing about sex again, and maybe the universe will drop some sex in my lap (pun intended).
So, I've been asked by a number of people about anal sex, why I like it so much, and would I ever want it to the exclusion of regular sex.
The answer is yes. I've talked about this before here and here but I feel it bears repeating. Not to mention that some of these posts are 5 years old, and bear reviewing.
I can't claim to have made an early start into anal sex. I was dating someone who wanted to try it, and I did, and it was disappointing. It pretty much came off the menu after that. Later on, with a different partner, when I started exploring BDSM in all its various permutations, anal sex deserved a revisiting. With the help of good toys, lots of lube, and an enthusiastic partner, my subsequent anal experiences definitely made up for previous failure.
One of the first things I fell in love with about anal is the taboo. I've always been drawn towards things that I'm not supposed to like. I met plenty of girls who think that blowjobs are for special occasions only, and sex should be used as a weapon to get what you want, so no one I knew was into anal sex at all. So it was amazing for me to be able to have a rough anal session and then go to work the next day with a sore ass and a huge grin. I would love to ask co-workers about their day, and while they were at home with a DVD, I was getting a huge cock shoved up my ass. It made me smile... it still does.
Girls aren't supposed to like anal sex. They're supposed to grudgingly try it once for a boyfriend, then retire their ass forever. Seriously, most of the erotica I've found on anal describes a man pretty much begging his wife for anal once in their 10-year relationship. It's sad, really. From my perspective, even if anal didn't give me mind-blowing orgasms, I think I would still enjoy it because of the extreme taboo.
Anal sex is (for lack of better term) a labour of love. Stretching, relaxation, lube, it's all part of a planned and deliberate effort. If you're not into it, or working to make it happen, it just won't.
I remember the first time I fucked a stranger. The sex was good, but the thing that got me off the most was sitting there thinking "holy shit, this guy is fucking me and I don't even know his name." Game me orgasms that made my head hurt... it still does. Anal is the same way. The taboo of doing something that's widely considered incredibly depraved is fantastic.
To quote John Stagliano, pussies are bullshit. You watch enough porn and you realize how fake it all is. Lube, makeup, and stage lighting. The only chest flush you'll see is on amateur porn. The boobs are fake, the lube is fake, and the orgasms are fake. Anal sex is the only time when you see genuine emotion. Rocco is my fave for this. The girls he sodomizes he isn't gentle with. You can see the struggle and pain in their faces as he pushes into their asses. I have a clip from a Rocco film where the girl has this scared look on her face, and Rocco is slowly sodomizing her. The sodomy doesn't get me off, but the look on her face does, every time. It's probably my favourite porn movie of all time.
With anal sex, you get the feeling of being exceedingly present, in the moment, and focused on your partner. The feeling of a cock in your ass also feels really exaggerated; everything feels way bigger. You have to stay focused on relaxing, which focuses your attention on the act itself, how degrading it is, and that makes it hotter.
Honestly, fuck my ass and I will drop into subspace like a boulder in a well. You might as well have a sign saying "you're a slut" tattooed on your forehead, and every minute that it's going on, you feel more and more depraved.
In addition to all that, and in case that wasn't enough, there's the feeling of being extremely vulnerable. Positioning alone to be able to do anal puts you in an extremely vulnerable position, not to mention having to physically open yourself into a very sensitive, delicate and vulnerable area.
So, if you add all of that together, and factor in that I regularly have anal orgasms, is it any surprise why I would want it all the time? The only challenge with this is for it to be regular, it has to be frequent. You have to be stretched often or you lose the flexibility. I would love to have a frequent anal partner to the point I can do an anal quickie, or do it without lube (yes, this can be done safely, I'm not dumb). I think this would be incredibly hot. |
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| *Sigh* |
[May. 4th, 2009|04:54 pm] |
So it looks like the search for a new play partner is not going well. There was a prospect virtually lined up who just dropped off the face of the earth for a month.
WTF?
It seems like the only guys interested in regular, kinky, dirty-ass sex (pun intended) are either flaky, retarded, drug addicted, ugly, obese, or old enough to be my grandfather, or any combination.
I even got desperate enough to put an ad on craigslist, which I don't recommend, looking for a play partner. I was very explicit about what I wanted, and what I was prepared to offer, and I got probably a hundred responses, some that even started "on your knees now bitch." No, really. Probably about 10 at least. I can count on one hand the number that were so much as spelled correctly, and I think two of those who even bothered to read the e-mail.
*histrionic sigh*
So, I need advice. Where can I find a non-ugly, non-crazy, somewhat experienced guy to dominate the hell out of me on a regular basis, who will not flake out, doesn't use drugs, and isn't a senior citizen? In exchange I will offer frequent, freaky sex, anal, deep-throating, and the ability to use just about any implement of evil on my ass on a somewhat regular basis.
(first person to say AFF, craigslist, or lavalife gets banned!) |
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| Eeeexcellent |
[Mar. 20th, 2009|03:07 pm] |
The last time I took this test I got 35.04% pure. I'm making progress, but I would still like to notch it down by 10-20 more percent....
| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | | Category | Your Score | Average | | Self-Lovin' | 8.3%
I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you | 64.6% | | Shamelessness | 26.2%
Puts 'em on the glass | 78.7% | | Sex Drive | 28.9%
I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'! | 77.1% | | Straightness | 3.6%
Knows the other body type like a map | 43.8% | | Gayness | 25%
At least one weekend of ecstacy | 83.6% |
| Fucking Sick | 49.6%
Don't look in the basement | 89.8% |
You are 25.32% pure
Average Score: 72.3%
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| Downers |
[Mar. 18th, 2009|01:09 pm] |
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It seems like the crappy economy, layoffs, less money, and general malaise have had an unintended side effect - no one wants to have sex anymore.
One would imagine that with less money to go on vacation, to the movies, and other assorted luxuries that people are spending more time at home, and therefore, more time having sex, bud sadly it's not the case. Everyone is depressed, scared, working more or spending more time looking for work, and too stressed to be interested in fucking.
So, this means a delay in the impending meeting with the new prospective play partner.
*sigh*
Personally, I think a few hours of rigorous, pounding, wild, raunchy sex is just what the doctor ordered to cure this funk that I, and many others are in.
I don't know about anyone else, but I find sex, particularly kinky sex to be extremely cathartic. Getting into subspace and being able to just forget about real life for hours on end is fucking amazing. You can just drift off into your own world and focus only on what's happening to you, while your endorphins soar.....
... I think I may need a new chair.
So, delay in the recruitment of a new sex partner, so that means I'm relegated back to ridiculous amount of porn and masturbation. On that note, does anyone know of any decent lesbian porn that is not a) fake b) full of ugly women or c) made for straight men (see a: fake). I loves me some hot girl on girl action, and the available les porn isn't doing it for me. Gay porn however is always sincere and always full of impossibly hot guys, which just isn't fair. Do lesbians not watch porn? Because the gay men know how to put on a show, and the lesbians are seriously dragging behind. Come ON ladies! |
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| How have I been? |
[Feb. 20th, 2009|02:07 pm] |
In a word, horny. As hell.
There is something deeply cathartic about getting fucked into oblivion. It's a great way to relieve stress, and be able to let everything out. After a recent trip to visit ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) kinkysmart and his lovely wife masterofsexnsin, they were kind enough to fuck/beat the shit out of me, and I felt a lot better.
Ok, I'll admit that I couldn't compete with the amazing bruising that masterofsexnsin was able to take (those pictures were amazing, btw), but there was some very respectable bruising of my own the next day, that took the better part of a week to heal.
(temporary pause for psychology moment)
I think that, if I didn't have as much self-control, and didn't hate blood/scarring, that I might be one of those people who cuts themselves. I remember hearing a person who did it describe why they enjoyed it; when they felt bad, they cut themselves, and they could see an obvious physical manifestation of their psychological pain. As the wound healed, they felt as if the mental wounds were healing as well.
I feel that a lot too - I love the pain of really rough sex and BDSM, and love to have some marks; welts, bruises, and the like afterwards. Sex hard enough to make you cry, and it kind of feels like you have permission to let it all out. The ability to lose control in the moment and let go. The bruises are a great reminder of what you did - the "dirty little secret" as it were, and a reminder of having had that release... awesome stuff!
/psychology moment
So, yeah, until I can convince kinkysmart and masterofsexnsin to move out here (did I mention we have a spare room set aside for you?), I need to find another solution that doesn't involve me burning out the motor on yet another vibrator.
I was desperate enough to post an ad on craigslist, which I don't recommend to anyone, because the people on there can't read. They see "female" and "sex" and send you a poorly-written, desperate e-mail that looks like it was written in crayon by a 3rd grader about how they want to get laid. It's sad. So, through other means of internet searching, I have found a candidate who is local, reasonably attractive, with similar interests.
Feel free to take a moment to compose yourselves, because I know how much of a rarity this truly is.
So, we've been IMing for a little while, and he seems like a non-crazy, non-drug addict, non-stalker normal person, who actually wanted to spend some time chatting before meeting up in person. Picture is nice, spelling is good, and I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop (Wife? Criminal record? Scientologist?), but I'm holding out hope that I may have found someone with which to have an ongoing, freaky sex relationship.
Yes, I know most people think that this would not be as difficult to find, but just take my word for it.
If we end up actually getting together, I hope to start posting again about some ridiculously obscene sexual escapades and bring this blog back to the NC-17 rating it's supposed to have.
Also, I desperately want to try out this: http://www.extremerestraints.com/steel-anal-hanger_2244.html
One end in the ass, one tied to the hair... wouldn't that be awesome?! |
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| Another long absence |
[Dec. 15th, 2008|05:46 pm] |
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But a week ago, I was treated to an awesome spanking thanks to the elusive kinkysmart and I even got to meet his lovely wife masterofsexnsin who both brought toy bags with them that even made me wince. Not as much debauchery took place as was planned, but was still a great time.
So my ass was covered in bruises for about a week, and I'm reminded that I need to make this kind of thing a far more regular occurrence than it has recently been. So, it has been suggested that the other half and I take a week vacation to Phoenix to get brutally sodomized by those who truly know the meaning of the words.
Oh, and there's this toy called "The finisher". It's this tiny, innocuous looking piece of rubber, not much more than 6" long. It is evil and more painful than anything I have ever seen or heard of in my life. Seriously. One hit, that's all I could take.
I'm officially a wimp. Need to build up more stamina. |
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| So, who thought I was dead? |
[Oct. 22nd, 2008|05:05 pm] |
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Some of you did, admit it...
Well rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I've just been in a sexual desert for an unforgivably long time. I'd be surprised if I even remember how to do half of the skills on my former sexual resume. It's sad, really.
But enough languishing by myself in the world of masturbation and self pity, I need to get LAID!
And not just any run-of-the-mill "lay back and think of England" kind of laid. I need some sheet-ripping, dish-crashing, neighbors calling the cops, it's going to take months to patch the holes in my wall, extra makeup to hide the bruises kind of laid.
So, the search for a sex partner continues in earnest, and there's actually a non-old, non-fugly, non-crazy candidate.
-> *insert gasp of shock and disbelief*
Yes, after surfing through the teenagers who just want to get laid, the men old enough to be my grandfather (a few times over), the creepy nuts who expect INSTANTANEOUS obedience... yes, there are a lot of them, and the desperate losers who think that BDSM = lots of pussy and don't know what the hell they're doing.
No in-person meeting scheduled yet, but I'm very hopeful, as this is the first promising candidate I've seen in about 3 years. Three years... that's really pathetic.
So in the interim, during all this "getting to know you" phase, I want to hear about all of YOUR guys' sexual escapades, what I should do on our first meeting... just generally as much dirty smut as you care to pump out.
Heh heh... pump. |
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| How many of you thought I was dead? |
[May. 28th, 2008|04:47 pm] |
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Admit it, there's probably more than a few of you.
Nevertheless, I'm not dead. I'm still without a good play partner, and have been without a really good sex experience since the last time kinkysmart came to town.
<- insert pity here
I'm still having absolutely no luck finding a nice guy to have hot, dirty, kinky sex with (does that sound messed up to anyone else?!), and am lucky I have my new plug-in vibrator, otherwise I think I would have gone crazy.
In the meantime, please feel free to comment and tell me all the dirty, filthy shit you pervs have been up to in my absence. Or tell me all the freaky shit you would do to me if we resided in the same area. |
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| The search continues |
[Jun. 25th, 2007|10:54 am] |
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So everyone asks me why I'm having so much trouble finding someone to play with. Well, here's the reason. This is an ACTUAL message I received just today from some absolute idiot.
"so i'm what your looking for and we can't meet up and go on a dat or to have some fun and what is a good first dat to you and if your in love with me what would be you fantasy with me in the bed room how was your day to day i had a good day this is me back stage if you like what you see hit me back so we can chat i would like to no more on you and what are you looking for on here can i see your backstage pics that's to bad i can go live on here to i'm all native i have a good job i love and it's good money to i'm looking to meet but i like to chat to what is your name my name is **** i'm 19 teen so you like it there i come from winnipeg but i'm in vancouver b.c and if we can meet i would love you and you will be my baby girl i will do what you want me to do so you and me are haveing fun at all times with me. Kiss kiss baby i have a cam so you can see more of me to do you to if not that's o'k and do not be shy"
I don't even know where to start with this one. Beyond the fact that the spelling and grammar is the intellectual equivalent of 4 year old retarded hamster. I'm just at a loss for an e-mail as fantastically stupid as this one.
People like this are what I refer to as an "anti-fuck". Not only are they never going to get laid, but their mere presence stops others from having sex. You could be in mid-coitus and this guy could drive by your house, and you would be forced to stop. |
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| Yikes! |
[May. 25th, 2007|03:29 pm] |
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Wow, it's been unforgivably long since I last posted. Suffice it to say that my sex life is lukewarm at best. Things with ML didn't work out: he wanted to get drunk out of his skull and smoke pot, and I wanted a dom who was in control of himself. Alas.
So, I'm currently accepting applications for a new part-time lover. Someone 25-40, relatively attractive, dominant, intelligent, who is looking for a buttload (literally) of kinky hot sex at regular intervals.
Requirements: D&D free, over 5'9" (yes, I'm a snob), at least moderately experienced, non-smoker, drinking must be social at best, especially when playing, and NOT a cheater. Must live in Canada on the west coast.
If you know of anyone who's interested, please send them my way. |
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| Music |
[Dec. 3rd, 2006|10:38 pm] |
Does anyone else here think that "Save the Last Dance for Me" should be the polyamory theme song? Or is it just me?
Lyrics:
You can dance-every dance with the guy
Who gives you the eye,let him hold you tight
You can smile-every smile for the man
Who held your hand neath the pale moon light
But don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darlin' save the last dance for me
Oh I know that the music's fine
Like sparklin' wine,go and have your fun
Laugh and sing,but while we're apart
Don't give your heart to anyone
But don't forget who's takin' you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darlin' save the last dance for me
Baby don't you know I love you so
Can't you feel it when we touch
I will never never let you go
I love you oh so much
You can dance,go and carry on
Till the night is gone
And it's time to go
If he asks if you're all alone
Can he walk you home,you must tell him no
'Cause don't forget who's taking you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darling,save the last dance for me
'Cause don't forget who's taking you home
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So darling,save the last dance for me
Save the last dance for me
Save the last dance for me. |
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| Entry forthcoming |
[Nov. 30th, 2006|09:05 pm] |
First, let me apologize for being so lax in my posting frequency. However, I plan to make it up to everyone by making another filthy post full of smut, including tagteaming and my first DP!
For those of you who don't know what a DP is... why are you reading this journal? In any case, you'll be pleasantly surprised.
In the meantime, everyone must go and harrass kinkysmart to finish his portion so that the complete work may be posted. Tell him I sent you ;)
For all those of you who have dropped my off your f-list for being away for so long, I understand. I am still here, and hope to post more frequently again. |
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[Sep. 30th, 2006|08:27 pm] |
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OK, a lot of people are asking me if they can friend me, so this post bears re-iterating.
Yes, you can friend me, whoever you are, it doesn't bother me.
This is a journal where I talk about my sexuality. My f-list comprises mostly people whose journals also talk exclusively about sex. If your journal is blank, or is not sex-related, I probably won't add you. Also, if your journal is blank, same thing.
You're not missing out on anything, there are no locked posts. Whatever is posted here is posted publicly. |
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[Sep. 25th, 2006|06:05 pm] |
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How does everyone like the sexy new icon-age? |
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| Vegas, Part 2 |
[Sep. 25th, 2006|01:15 am] |
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Original Here: http://kinkysmart.livejournal.com/296502.html
And for those of you who missed part 1, it's here: http://drrtyslut.livejournal.com/53569.html
Since this is my first foray into real life porn, I would love to hear your comments on it... it seems like I get more comments from fiction than fact, which makes me more hesitant to post the true stuff, so by all means prove me wrong here.
T: Needless to say, this is long and far from work safe. Herein, we finish the adventure, and get down to the Dirtiest Thing I Have Ever Done (her too). We both hope that you enjoy this little bit of true-life porn.
( more inside ) |
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